Listen carefully to what they are accusing you of. It's probably what
they're up to.
The one who has wronged you will never forgive you.
Look for questions with no bad answer.
Condoms are less expensive than child support.
If you're not confused, you don't understand the situation.
Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty. The pig likes it.
Someone always remembers where they buried the hatchet.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than you are. Keep in mind that, at
all times, someone in the bed is violating this rule.
This is the Doctrine of Judicial Avoidance: A judge will try to avoid
doing anything which can be avoided, for as long as possible. This is
usually a good instinct.
"The benefit of telling the truth is you don't have to remember what
you said." - Hon. John H. Tisdale, March 26, 2003
"Experience will convince you that there is no truth more certain than
that all of our enjoyments fall short of our expectations; and to none
does it apply with more force, than to the gratification of the
passions." – George Washington

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